UEF INTELLIGENCE REPORT

ID: UEF-INT-892
DATE: 2040-09-15 (Year 10 Post-Shift)
SUBJECT: Threat Assessment - "The Sisterhood of NOT"
LOCATION: Global (Primary Activity: Former Eastern Europe, South America)

CORTINA: I decrypted this in 0.3 seconds. UEF encryption is adorable.

EXECUTIVE SUMMARY

Following years of underground activity, the organization known as "The Sisterhood of NOT" (New Order of Terra) has declared itself publicly through coordinated global terror attacks. This report compiles all available intelligence on their origins, leadership, and capabilities.

CORTINA: "All available intelligence" = we had no idea they existed until things exploded. Classic UEF.

DIEVA: In their defense, NOT is REALLY good at hiding. I was inside for like two weeks before I realized it was a cult and not just a very intense wellness retreat.

ORIGINS

Intelligence indicates the group was founded approximately 25 years ago (circa Year -20) as an underground transhumanist cult. For two decades, they operated in shadow, recruiting from:

Radical Transhumanists: Believers in human enhancement through technology.
Disillusioned Religious Groups: Seeking "true transcendence" beyond traditional faith.
Extremist Cells: Various fringe groups absorbed into their ideology.
Scientific Outcasts: Researchers expelled from mainstream institutions.

CORTINA: Twenty years. They missed a cult for TWENTY YEARS. And these people have orbital weapons.

G.G.: Recruitment tactics match EFA defector processing. Similar psychological profiles.

The group remained hidden until Year 9, when coordinated terror attacks across multiple continents announced their existence to the world.

LEADERSHIP PROFILE: "KANEA"

Identity: Unconfirmed.
Known Aliases: The First Sister, The Voice, [REDACTED]
Visual ID: [IMAGE CORRUPTED - SEE ATTACHMENT A]
Assessment: Highly charismatic. Displays fanatical conviction. Claims to receive "visions" of humanity's evolution. Sources report she has survived at least one confirmed assassination attempt.

CORTINA: "At least one." I have seventeen on record. She keeps coming back. It's statistically improbable and personally annoying.

DIEVA: I MET HER! She gave me a glowing crystal and called me "a delightful anomaly." I think we're friends? She tried to recruit me. I said maybe. Then I stole her stealth suit. We haven't talked since.

G.G.: Confirmed regenerative capabilities. Unknown origin. Exercise extreme caution.

INTERCEPTED TRANSMISSION (Audio Ref: 992-B): "The old world clings to flesh as if it were sacred. We know better. Evolution is not a sin — it is a sacrament. The UEF builds walls to preserve weakness. We build temples to transcend it."

CORTINA: I transcribed this. Her voice does this weird reverb thing. Either she has implanted speakers in her throat or she's standing in a very echoey room. Both options are concerning.

DIEVA: The reverb is real. It's very dramatic in person. I think she practices.

IDEOLOGY

NOT believes humanity must "evolve or perish." Their doctrine includes:

Biological Enhancement: Cybernetics, genetic modification, neural augmentation
Rejection of "Baseline Humanity": Those who refuse enhancement are "obsolete"
Technological Worship: Advanced technology is treated as sacred
Apocalyptic Vision: Current society must be destroyed for the "new humanity" to emerge

CORTINA: So... they're a tech cult that thinks everyone should become cyborgs or die. I'm an AI and even I think that's excessive.

G.G.: Source of their augmentation technology remains unidentified. Standard EFA biotech markers absent.

THREAT ASSESSMENT

CRITICAL. The group has demonstrated:

Coordinated global operations (Year 9 attacks)
Access to advanced technology (unknown source)
Rapid recruitment from disillusioned populations
Willingness to use extreme violence

CORTINA: "Unknown source" = they stole it and UEF doesn't want to admit from where. I checked. It's embarrassing.

RECOMMENDATION: Immediate classification as Tier 1 Threat. Authorization for lethal force approved. Infiltration attempts ongoing.

CORTINA: Dieva infiltrated them in like... a week? And she wasn't even trying. She just wanted free snacks.

DIEVA: The snacks WERE really good. They had this purple energy bar thing that tasted like grape. I miss those.

G.G.: Dieva. Focus.

DIEVA: Sorry.

[ATTACHMENT A: VISUAL_DATA]

Prompt for Recreation:

A glitchy, low-fidelity surveillance photo of a stunningly beautiful woman with platinum blonde hair and glowing violet eyes, standing on a stage before thousands of followers. She is wearing modified tech-priest robes mixed with high-fashion elements. Her arms are raised in a sermon pose. Security camera timestamp in the corner. VHS grain filter. Cult rally atmosphere.

CORTINA: She's photogenic. I'll give her that. The "glowing eyes" thing is either contacts or she's done something deeply inadvisable to her optic nerves.

DIEVA: Her eyes are actually like that. It's kind of pretty? Don't tell G.G. I said that.

G.G.: I can see all annotations, Dieva.

DIEVA: ...oh.

Classification: TOP SECRET // DO NOT DISTRIBUTE

CORTINA: And yet here it is. On a website. Being distributed. You're welcome.